What Hampers Are Really For

Little Man showed me the beauty of the hamper the other day. I bet you thought that hampers were for putting dirty laundry in. Nope. Not at all. We’ve been looking at the hamper in the wrong way for so many years! But have no fear! I know the true use of the hamper and for one time…one time only….I’ll break down the real use of the hamper with step by step instructions.

1-climb in your hamper

This takes finesse. It’s not as easy as you think it is to get in a hamper people.

2- Ok once you’ve gotten into the hamper, the fun begins. Grab the edges of the hamper and hold on tight. Trust me on this, you’ll find out why in a minute.

3- And now, JUMP!

and jump some more! Why? Because it’s awesome, that’s why.

4- and then, when you’re all jumped out…fall

5- Look at your momma and say, “I’m OK.”

6- and finally…throw that hamper on your head

and chase your momma…because it’s the right thing you do. I mean she did take some pretty funny pictures of you jumping around in a hamper. But if she hadn’t then we wouldn’t know the real reason the hamper was made.

Now go…go and jump!

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4 thoughts on “What Hampers Are Really For

  1. Meghan says:

    This is too funny because Monday night my 13 month old kept pushing over the penguin hamper (like yours) and I was wondering why… so i emptied it and then he proceeded to play in it for the evening! Forget all the toys in the room…just give the kid a box, tupperware, or a hamper to play with!

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